MAWI

For those of you sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs wondering what to do with all that cash you've stashed all over the house, allow me to introduce my foolproof Insurance Plan.

1. Don dark glasses, a wig and trench coat and deposit it in your bank account at your nearest branch.

2. Go home and toast self for scrupulous fiscal management.

3. Go directly to Mawi and invest those dollars in the only thing you can every trust - jewels!!

4. Prance around in your scanties loving yourself sick in anticipation of the baubles heading your way.