My name's Rianna and I'm a feather-holic

I recently bought a feather collar. It was looking at me funny, so I said 'Sup?', and it replied that it wanted to spend it's life round my neck. I couldn't leave it there, looking so sweet like that. Now, I want feathers on everything; heels especially. And some new, enormous dance fans a-la Sally Rand. What fun I'd have with those babies! Sigh.